She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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