its not stalking. its research.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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