what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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