We're facebook friends in real life
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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