you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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