THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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