Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he wants to bone in the snuggie
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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