I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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