She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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