I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There's always time for handjobs
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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