foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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