Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Did I show you my penis last night?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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