That's intense
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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