Nicole vs. Life
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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