Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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