That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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