So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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