i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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