And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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