can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
