I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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