how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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