Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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