Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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