So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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