We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
