Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
It's never too late to be topless.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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