is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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