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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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