He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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