my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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