You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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