But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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