Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Screwed.edu
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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