In the future we'll all be gay
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just want to make out with him forever
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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