I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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