PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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