The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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