you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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