so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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