are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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