this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Randomize
