Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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