So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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