DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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