we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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