i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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