he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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