So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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