U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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