Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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