She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He better not be in your backpack
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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