i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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