some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Idk if I want to put a bra on
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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