Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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