Sponge bath it is.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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