So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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