did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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